Friday, May 05, 2006

Funny Bone

Hush now!

Eight-year-old Simone and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Simone pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers!!!"

Monday, May 01, 2006

Funny Bone

Reading and Riting

One day a mother asked her son, “What did you learn in school today?” “How to write,” he replied. She then asked, “What did you write?” He said, “I don’t know, they didn’t teach us how to read yet.”